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- Saturday Night Live FAQ: Recurring Characters
- ==============================================
- Saturday Night Recurring Characters is a list of recurring characters
- from NBC's Saturday Night. I have tried to limit the list to recurring
- characters, but some of the single appearance characters have been
- memorable enough to list them anyway. I'm also listing anytime a
- player has done a celebrity. A few players such as Gilbert
- Gottfried and Gail Matthius were on the show so short that they may
- not have had a recurring character. If you remember any from back
- then, please let me know. There have also been hosts that have played
- recurring characters. A few of them have been added at the end of the
- list.
-
-
- Aykroyd, Dan
- ------------
- Weekend Update anchor
- Elwood Blues
- Yortuk Festrunk
- Jimmy Carter
- Richard Nixon
- Beldar Singh Conehead
- Leonard Pinth-Garnell
- Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute
- Tom Snyder
- Bass-O-Matic pitchman
- Shark Hunter
- Mel (of Mel's Char Palace)
- Julia Child
- E. Buzz Miller
- Robert Dole
- Erwin Mainway
- chef at Olympia Cafe
- Ex-Police
- Jason (drug user)
- Norge refrigerator repairman
- Scottish restaurant owner
- Rod Serling
- Clark Gable
- a bee
-
- Aykroyd, Peter
- --------------
- Java Junkie
-
- Belushi, Jim
- ------------
- Willie Nelson
- Captain Kangaroo
- Rappin' Jimmy B
- Santa, the Terminator
- Rosemary Cloony
- Jennifer Beals
-
- Belushi, John
- -------------
- Joliet Jake Blues
- The Samurai
- Pete (Olympia Cafe owner)
- Leader of the Coneheads
- Henry Kissinger
- Shark Hunter
- Ludwig von Beethoven
- Captain of The Raging Queen
- Fred Silverman
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Joe Cocker
- Windowpane Watson (drug user)
- Rasputin
- Damien (from The Omen)
- Truman Capote
- Humphrey Bogart
- Head of Sodom Tourism Bureau
- a bee
- Marlon Brando
- Danny Thomas
- Billy Gray
-
- Brooks, Albert
- --------------
- himself?
-
- Brown, A. Whitney
- -----------------
- Weekend Update commentator
-
- Cahill, Beth
- ------------
- Tri-Delt
- Denise Swerski (Miss South Side of Chicago)
- Marcia Brady
-
- Carvey, Dana
- ------------
- Garth Algar
- George Bush
- H. Ross Perot
- Grumpy Old Man
- Casey Kasem
- Dennis Miller
- John McLaughlin
- Enid Strict (The Church Lady)
- Hans
- Johnny Carson
- Carsenio
- Massive Headwound Harry
- Scott Hamilton
- Strom Thurmond
- Jimmy Stewart
- Regis Philbin
- Jerry Brown
- Chris (Pat's SO)
- Dan Quayle
- John Travolta
- Michael J. Fox
- Bob Dylan
- Lyle the Effeminate Heterosexual
- Asian store owner (his name might be Ching Chang)
- Prince Charles
- Woody Allen
- "guy in restuarant who says, 'Wait at the bar'"
- a Sammie
- George Will
- Frank Zappa
- Al Pacino
-
- Chase, Chevy
- ------------
- Weekend Update anchor
- Gerald Ford
- The Shark
- a bee
-
- Cleghorne, Ellen
- ----------------
- Queen Shenequa
- Zarada (NBC page)
- Anita Hill
- Natalie Cole
- Amy Fisher
- Sister Souljah
- Patti LaBelle
- Mary J. Blige
- Dr. Dre
- Kim Wayans
- Anita Baker
- Marla Gibbs
-
- Coe, George
- -----------
-
-
- Crystal, Billy
- --------------
- Fernando
- Buddy Young Jr.
- Sammy Davis Jr.
- Frankie (the "don't you hate it when" guy)
- Muhammand Ali
- Kitty Brynner
- Ted Baxter
- Joe Franklin
- Prince
- ? Howard Cosell
-
- Curtin, Jane
- ------------
- Weekend Update anchor
- Prymaat Conehead
- Mrs. Widette
- Mrs. Loopner
- Joan Face
- Iris de Flaminio
- Ann Landers
- Eleanor Roosevelt
- Rula Lenska
- Pat Nixon
- Betty Ford
- a Rhondette
- a bee
- Vivian Vance
- Dolly Parton
- Barbara Billingsley
- Jane Wyatt
- Joan Crawford
-
- Cusack, Joan
- ------------
- Brooke Shields
-
- Davis, Tom
- ----------
- Incredible Kiss-Ass
-
- Dillon, Denny
- -------------
- Amy Carter
-
- Downey Jr., Robert
- ------------------
-
-
- Downey, Jim
- -----------
-
-
- Doyle-Murray, Brian
- -------------------
- Weekend Update anchor
-
- Duke, Robin
- -----------
- Wendy Whiner
- Mrs. T
-
- Dunn, Nora
- ----------
- Leona Helmsley
- Pat Stevens
- Linda Dano
- Marilyn Quayle
- Patricia Schroeder
- Liz Sweeney
- Martina Navratilova
- Babette (Weekend Update Correspondent)
-
- Ebersole, Christine
- -------------------
- Weekend Update anchor
-
- Fallon, Siobhan
- ---------------
- Tri-Delt
-
- Farley, Chris
- -------------
- Carney Wilson
- Tom Arnold
- Jack Germond
- Boris Yeltsin
- Middle-Aged Man's Drinking Buddy
- Superfan Todd O'Connor
- B-Fats
- Howell Heflin
- Mama Cass
- affectionate restaurant worker/hotel worker
- Christie and Lucy's boss
- Sandman the Clown
- SuperPope
- Bennett Brauer
- General Norman Schwartzkopf
- worker at Hub's Gyros
- The Skipper (from Gilligan's Island)
- George Wendt/Hillary Norman Peterson
- Meatloaf
- John Kruk
- Matt Foley (the motivational speaker)
- Andrew Giuliani
- John Madden
- Mr. O'Malley (Herlihy Boy assistant)
- Chris Farley of the Chris Farley Show
-
- Franken, Al
- -----------
- Stuart Smalley
- Paul Simon
- Pat Robertson
- Paul Tsongas
- Henry Kissinger
- Jim Bakker
- Weekend Update mobile reporter
-
- Gottfried, Gilbert
- ------------------
-
-
- Gross, Mary
- -----------
- Weekend Update anchor
- Alfalfa
- Chichi
- Mary Tyler Moore
- Dr. Ruth Westheimer
- a little nerdy lady (married to Tim Kazurinsky's nerdy guy)
-
- Guest, Christopher
- ------------------
- Saturday Night News anchor
- Willie (the "don't you hate it when" guy)
- Nigel Tufnel
- Murray Slaughter (from MTM)
- Red Skelton
- PI Rajiv Vinderlu
- coach of the synchronized swimming brothers
-
- Hall, Anthony Michael
- ---------------------
-
-
- Hall, Brad
- ----------
- Saturday Night News anchor
- Larry (of Larry's Corner)
-
- Hall, Rich
- ----------
- Osgood Charles
- David Byrne
- Doug Flutie
- Doug Henning
- Paul Harvey
- Wandering Man
-
- Hartman, Phil
- -------------
- Bill Clinton
- Ted Kennedy
- Barbara Bush
- Frank Sinatra
- Gene, The Anal Retentive Chef/Fisherman/Carpenter
- Ed McMahon
- Frankenstein
- Cirroc (Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer)
- Jack Nicholson
- James Stockdale
- Ronald Reagan
- Jack Kemp
- Joseph A. Wapner
- Donald Trump
- Santa Claus
- Lee Iacocca
- Phil Donahue
- Kenny Rogers
- Charlton Heston
- Zeus
- Kelsey Grammer/Dr. Frazier Crane
- Burt Reynolds
- Michael Eisner
- Officer Miller
- Frank Gifford
- Jesus Christ
- Telly Savalas
- Russell Clark (senior editor of Sassy)
- Susan (from Sprockets)
- Sam Walton?
- David Brinkley
- Pat Buchanan
-
- Hooks, Jan
- ----------
- Hillary Clinton
- Sinead O'Connor
- Kitty Dukakis
- Diane Sawyer
- Dee Kelly
- Candy Sweeney
- Ivana Trump
- Mrs. Claus
- woman who swore in Dan Quayle (Sandra Day O'Connor?)
- Jessica Hahn
- Diane Sawyer
- Nancy Reagan
- Jean Marsh
- Diana Ross
- Mary Jo Buttafuoco
- Mia Farrow
- Tammy Faye Bakker
- Marge Kiester
- Sally Jesse Raphael
-
- Hutsell, Melanie
- ----------------
- Jan Brady
- Tori Spelling
- Tammy Wynette
- Tri-Delt
- Monica Seles
- Amy Fisher (as portrayed by Tori Spelling)
- Anne Murray
- Wynona Judd
- Ricki Lake
-
- Jackson, Victoria
- -----------------
- Roseanne Arnold
- Edie Gorme
- Cyndi Lauper
- Rob Lowe
- Cindy Brady
- singer at Johnny Spimozo's
- Toonces' owner
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
-
- Kaufman, Andy
- -------------
- Elvis Presley
- "Mighty Mouse lip syncher"
-
- Kazurinsky, Tim
- ---------------
- Paul Simon
- Abna Guteim Vishnuberhier (the "Gandhi" guy)
- Dr. Jack Betoffsky (the news doctor with the wacky diseases)
- Mr. Robinson's landlord
- a little nerdy guy (married to Mary Gross' nerdy lady)
-
- Kroeger, Gary
- -------------
- Walter Mondale
- Writer for "First Draft Theater"
- Guy who did educational films and buzzed his lips while talking on the news
- Julio Iglesias
- Alan Alda
- El Dorko
- Ira Needleman (the singing oral surgeon)
- Donny Osmond
-
- Louis-Dreyfus, Julia
- --------------------
- Consuela (friend of Chi Chi)
- Rhoda from Mary Tyler Moore
- Diana Ross
- Patty Lou Hunsacker (a teenage girl)
- Linda Ronstadt
- Nina Blackwood
- Marie Osmond
- Trudy
-
- Lovitz, Jon
- -----------
- Tommy Flanagan (Pathological Liars Anonymous)
- The Master Thespian
- Tonto
- Satan
- Michael Dukakis
- Harvey Fierstein
- Hanukkah Harry
- Annoying Man
- Frenchie
- Caspar Weinberger
- Queen Elizabeth II
- of my league guy"
- Evelyn Quince
- character similar to Grumpy Old Man
- David Crosby
- Ringo Starr
- Johnny Spimozo (nightclub owner)
- Host of "Tales of Ribaldry"
- Gene Shalit
- The Amazing ? (a hypnotist)
- Sylvester Stallone
-
- MacDonald, Norm
- ---------------
- Dr. Jack Kevorkian
- Weekend Update correspondent
-
- Matthius, Gail
- --------------
- Weekend Update anchor
-
- Meadows, Tim
- ------------
- Bernard Shaw
- Clarence Thomas
- Montel Williams
- Sammy Davis Jr.
- Handsome Black Guy
- Joey Buttafuoco
- old man from "Tales from the Barbeque"
- Billy Dee Williams
- Ike Turner
- Todd Bridges
- Snoop Doggy Dog
- Russell Simmons
- David Dinkins
- Dion Sanders
- Luther Vandross
-
- Michaels, Lorne
- ---------------
- "the producer"
-
- Miller, Dennis
- --------------
- Weekend Update anchor
- Gary Hart
- Koko the Clown
-
- Mohr, Jay
- ---------
- Christopher Walken
- Andrew McCarthey
- Kenny G
- Sean Penn
-
- Morris, Garrett
- ---------------
- Chico Escuela
- Assistant Leader of the Coneheads
- Cliff (Czech brothers' friend)
- Weekend Update translator
- Sammy Davis Jr.
- Uncle Remus
- Elle Fitzgerald
- Tina Turner
- Diana Ross
- Pearl Bailey
- Cicely Tyson
- a bee
-
- Murphy, Eddie
- -------------
- Buh-Weet
- Gumby
- Mr. Robinson
- James Brown
- Stevie Wonder
- Bill Cosby
- Velvet Jones
- Desmond Tutu
- Dion
- Solomon
- Raheem Abdul Muhammed
- Little Richard Simmons
- Tyrone Green
- Mr. T
- announcer for "Happy's Mayonnaise" restaurant
- Alfred J. Shabazz (host of Black History Minute)
- Mr. White
- John David Stutts
- Jesse Jackson?
- Mohammed Ali
-
- Murray, Bill
- ------------
- Weekend Update anchor
- Nick (the lounge singer)
- counterboy at Olympia Cafe
- Todd LaBounta/DiLaMuca
- David Susskind
- host of "Quien Es Mas Macho?"
- Walter Cronkite
- Ex-Police
- Earl of Sandwich
- Father Alducci
- Hercules
- Charlie (of Pre-Chew Charlie's restaurant)
- Jerry Aldini
- Cary Grant
-
- Myers, Mike
- -----------
- Wayne Campbell
- Dieter
- Lothar
- Simon
- Paul Baldwin
- Linda Richman
- Middle-Aged Man
- Steve Lawrence
- David Koresh
- Superfan Pat Arnold
- Tom Vu
- Judy Garland
- Lank Thompson (The Handsome Guy)
- Mick Jagger
- Charlie Sheen
- George Stephanopoulos
- John Ratzenberger/Clifford Claven
- Stewart (owner of "All Things Scottish")
- Carl Sagan
- Joey Lawrence
- host of "Theatre Stories" (Cucumber Jones?)
- Jean Chretien (PM of Canada)
- Barbra Streisand
- the hyperactive kid
-
- Nealon, Kevin
- -------------
- Weekend Update anchor
- Sam Donaldson
- Mr. Subliminal
- Tarzan
- Franz
- Mort Kondracke or Fred Barnes
- Joseph Biden
- Pierre Du Pont IV
- Al Gore
- Doug Llewelyn
- Kirstie Alley's husband
- Larry King
- Superman
- Greg Brady
- Kevin Kline
- Poseidon
- Jay Leno
- Ted Danson/Sam Malone
- Mr. No Depth Perception
- bartender at Johnny Spimozo's
- a Sammie
- Kenny Rogers
- James Taylor
- Frank Gannon, P.I.P.I.
- Rudolf Giuliani
- Brent Musberger?
-
- Newman, Laraine
- ---------------
- Conjaab Conehead
- Lady Pinth-Garnell
- woman who drinks Bass-O-Matic products
- waitress at Olympia Cafe
- Beethoven's chambermaid
- Christie Christina
- Rosalynn Carter
- Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme
- Sunshine (drug user)
- Maxine Universe
- Carole King
- woman at Nick's lounge acts
- a Rhondette
- a bee
- Katherine Hepburn
- Shirley Temple
-
- Novello, Don
- ------------
- Father Guido Sarducci
-
- O'Donoghue, Michael
- -------------------
- Mr. Mike
-
- Piscopo, Joe
- ------------
- Frank Sinatra
- Doug Whiner
- David Letterman
- Paulie Herman/The Jersey Guy
- Blair
- Pudge
- Tom Snyder
- Ed McMahon
- Alfred E. Neuman
- Jimmy Carter
- Jim Fowler
- Dan Rather
- Ted Koppel
- Ronald Reagan
- Phil Donahue
- Abraham Lincoln
- Sports Guy (SNL Newsbreak correspondent)
- Mr. Wonderful??
- Joan Rivers
-
- Quaid, Randy
- ------------
- Ronald Reagan
- Vlad the Impaler
- Ed McMahon
- host of "The Limits of Your Imagination"
-
- Radner, Gilda
- -------------
- Emily Litella
- Roseanne Roseannadanna
- Baba Wawa
- Judy Miller
- Lisa Loopner
- Rhonda Weiss
- Mrs. Mel (of Mel's Char Palace)
- Beethoven's chambermaid
- Lady Douchebag
- Lillian Carter
- Candy Slice
- Lucille Ball?
- a bee
- Nadia Comenici
- Christina Crawford
-
- Risley, Ann
- -----------
- Rosalynn Carter
-
- Rock, Chris
- -----------
- Nat X
- guy from "I'm Chilling"
- young man from "Tales from the Barbeque"
- Luther Campbell
- Long Dong Silver
- Nipsy Russell
- Michael Jackson
- Willie Nelson
- Mary Jo Buttafuoco
- Willie Nelson
- Buster Jenkins (Weekend Update correspondent)
- Eddie Murphy
-
- Rocket, Charles
- ---------------
- Weekend Update anchor
- Marlin Perkins
- Ronald Reagan
-
- Rosato, Tony
- ------------
- Chef Marcello
- Sylvester Stallone
-
- Sandler, Adam
- -------------
- Opera Man
- Cajun Man
- Sleepyhead
- affectionate restaurant worker/hotel worker
- over-analytical audience member
- Allen (Canteen Boy)
- Iraqi Pete
- Lucy (from The Gap)
- Bill Cosby
- Axl Rose
- Peter Brady
- worker at Hub's Gyros
- Rhea Perlman/Carla Tortelli
- Eddie Vedder (of Pearl Jam)
- Denise's boyfriend (The Denise Show)
- Tim Herlihy
- Richard Lewis
- Bono
- Pauly Shore
-
- Schneider, Rob
- --------------
- Richard Laimer
- The Sensitive Naked Guy
- Mr. Casual Sex
- affectionate restaurant worker/hotel worker
- Elvis Presley
- Billy Crystal
- Orgasm Man
- Tammy Ledbetter
- Emilio Estevez
- Paul Simon
- Bobby Brady
- worker at Hub's Gyros
- Fred Schneider (of the B-52's)
- "Out of Africa Primitive Art" clerk (you put your weed in it)
- Edward G. Robinson
- k.d. lang
-
- Shaffer, Paul
- -------------
- Don Kirshner
-
- Shearer, Harry
- --------------
- Frank Reynolds
- Jack Perkins
- Earl Blackwell
- Tom Snyder?
- Mike Wallace
- Derek Smalls
- Ronald Reagan
- synchronized swimmer
-
- Shore, Howard
- -------------
- himself
-
- Short, Martin
- -------------
- Ed Grimley
- Doug Henning
- Katharine Hepburn
- Nathan Thurm (the nervous lawyer)
- Jackie Rogers Jr.
- Mick Jagger
- Irving Cohn
- Martina Navratilova
- synchronized swimmer
- Martin
- Lawrence (the idiot cop, the idiot soldier)
-
- Silverman, Sarah
- ----------------
- Natalie Merchant
-
- Smigel, Rob
- -----------
- Superfan Carl Walarski
- worker at Hub's Gyros
-
- Smith, GE
- ---------
- himself?
-
- Spade, David
- ------------
- Hollywood Minute reporter
- annoying receptionist for Dick Clark
- H. Ross Perot double
- Michael J. Fox
- Christy (from The Gap)
- Casey Casum?
- Tom Petty
- Matthew Broderick
- Woody Harrelson/Woodrow Tiberius Boyd
- Crispin Glover
- David Pirner (of Soul Asylum)
- Don LaPre
-
- Stephenson, Pamela
- ------------------
- Billy Idol
- Madonna
- Prince
- Joan Collins
-
- Stiller, Ben
- ------------
- Eddie Munster
-
- Sweeney, Julia
- --------------
- Pat Riley
- Chelsea Clinton
- Ethel Merman
- Jane Pauley
- Loni Anderson
- Mrs. Patridge
- Naina Yeltsin
- Peg Bundy
- Nancy Sinatra
-
- Sweeney, Terry
- --------------
- Diana Ross
- Linda Evans
- Nancy Reagan
-
- Vance, Danitra
- --------------
- Cicely Tyson
- "That Black Girl"
-
- Vitale, Dan
- -----------
-
-
- Wayans, Damon
- -------------
- angry comic
-
- Zweibel, Alan
- -------------
- patient in "Spud Beer" commercial
-
-
- Recurring Hosts:
- ================
-
- Alley, Kirstie
- --------------
- overly sensual wife
-
- Baldwin, Alec
- -------------
- Marlon Brando's character in the biker movie
- the guy that kisses everybody (Greenhilly sketch?)
- David Hasselhoff
- Bono
-
- Hanks, Tom
- ----------
- Mr. Short Term Memory
- host of Sabra Shopping Network
- Peter Jennings
- "I'm a jerk/out of my league guy"
- Aerosmith's roadie
-
- Henry, Buck
- -----------
- The Samurai's straight man
- Uncle Roy
- Ron Nessen
- John Dean
- Lord Douchebag
-
- Idle, Eric
- ----------
- David Frost
- Prince Charles
-
- Mantegna, Joe
- -------------
- Superfan Bill Swerski
-
- Martin, Steve
- -------------
- Theodoric of York
- Jorge Festrunk
- Pope John Paul
-
- Palin, Michael
- --------------
- Miles Cowperthwaite (The Raging Queen cabin boy)
-
- Walken, Christopher
- -------------------
- The Continental
-
- Wendt, George
- -------------
- Superfan Bob Swerski
-
-
- Thanks to:
- The cast and crew of 'Saturday Night'
- Doug Hill and Jeff Weingrad (co-authors of 'Saturday Night: A backstage
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